Should you find yourself in the very trying predicament of having nothing to cover your upper body, I have some very good news for you. These t-shirts will not only provide socially-acceptable limitations on the amount of bare skin you display in public, they also make you immediately identifiable as a person of great taste and refinement.

At the present, the sizing/colour/design could best be described as a dog's breakfast, and that's putting it mildly. In the options menu below, you will find all the available permutations. However! Get in touch if you'd like a different arrangement of size/colour/design - we'll be happy to oblige.

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